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BrainStormProducts LLC
Introducing the Quantum Flyer 3000: The World’s First Self-Flying Kite
Introducing the Quantum Flyer 3000: The World’s First Self-Flying Kite
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$8,999,999.97 USD
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$9,999,999.97 USD
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$8,999,999.97 USD
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Say goodbye to tangled strings and hello to the future of kite-flying! Powered by our proprietary Quantum NPU (Nimbus Processing Unit) technology, the Quantum Flyer 3000 is the ultimate hands-free kite. This cutting-edge AI marvel uses advanced wind-sensing algorithms and quantum levitation to soar effortlessly through the sky—no tugging, no running, no effort required! Simply release it into the breeze, and watch it dance like a pro, returning to your side like a loyal friend when the fun’s done. Crafted with eco-friendly materials and a sleek, aerodynamic design, this kite redefines family fun. Available exclusively on April 1st—don’t miss your chance to own the kite that flies itself!
Please note, this kite must be tethered to ground when not in use as it tends to wander off to go fight crime when not in use.
Note as of 9:47AM PDT 4/1/2025 we are sold out. Thank you for your interest!
To all that were interested, this was an April Fools day joke from 2025. Please reach out to our R&D department with your self flying kite concepts! We hope you've enjoyed our light-hearted joke.
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